What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How can I remove decimals in math?
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
share office space ...
What was your first gay male experience?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...